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In the year 2010, the Lord came unto Noah,
who was now living in the United States, and
said: Once again, the earth has become wicked
and I see the end of all flesh before me.
Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along
with A few good humans.
He gave Noah the blueprints, saying: You have 6
months to build the Ark before I will start the
unending rain for 40 days and 40 nights.
Six months later, the Lord looked down and saw

Noah weeping in his yard – but no Ark.Noah! He roared, I’m about to start the rain!

Where is the Ark ?
Forgive me, Lord, begged Noah,’but things have changed.
I needed a building permit.
I’ve been arguing with the inspector about the need
for a sprinkler system.
My neighbors claim that I’ve violated the neighborhood
zoning laws by building the Ark in my yard
and exceeding the height limitations.
We had to go to the Development Appeal Boardfor a decision.
Then the Department of Transportation demanded
a bond be posted for the future costs of
moving power lines and other overhead
obstructions, to clear the passage for the Ark ‘s move
to the sea. I told them that the sea would becoming to us, but they would hear nothing of it.
Getting the wood was another problem.
There’s a ban on cutting local trees in order
to save the spotted owl.
I tried to convince the environmentalists
that I needed the wood to save the owls but nogo!
When I started gathering the animals, an animal rights group
sued me.  They insisted that I was confining wild
animals against their will.
They argued the accommodations were too restrictive,
and it was cruel and inhumane to put so many
animals in a confined space.
Then the EPA ruled that I couldn’t build the Ark until they’d conducted an environmental impact studyon your proposed flood.
I’m still trying to resolve a complaint with theHuman Rights Commission on how many minorities I’m supposed to hire for my building crew.
Immigration and Naturalization are checking thegreen-card status of most of the people who want to work.
The trades unions say I can’t use my sons.
They insist I have to hire only Union workerswith Ark-building experience.
To make matters worse, the IRS seized all
my assets, claiming I’m trying to leave the
country illegally with endangered species.
So, forgive me, Lord, but it would takeat least 10 years for me to finish this Ark.
Suddenly the skies cleared, the sun began to shine,
and a rainbow stretched across the sky.
Noah looked up in wonder and asked,
‘You mean you’re not going to destroy the world?”
”No,’ said the Lord.
‘The government beat me to it. ‘
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